Voice of ReasonIf my computer had one of these it would stop me spamming blogs and (more importantly) emailing my ex*.
Never drink and dial again. Exhale into this GSM handset's built-in breathalyzer for an instant read on your blood alcohol level. Is 4 am really the best time to call your ex? If you blow a 0.08 or higher, the answer is no. Don't think you're shitfaced? Snap a self-portrait with the 1.3-megapixel cam and take a long, hard look at yourself in lurid detail on an organic LED screen. Egad!
* Although, thankfully for all concerned, I haven't done this in quite some time.
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