Thursday, April 05, 2007

300

Saw 300 last night and was pretty disappointed. It's a computer game, not a film. Not just a conversion or cross-overI actually think they tried to make a computer game in film.

A computer game lacking interactivity.

A computer game that would be pretty lame even if you could control the battles.

Wave of monsters, power-ups, special moves, boss monster, cut scene. Repeat for several levels.

But it IS pretty. The aesthetics are lovely.

And I think this is what the Iranians and the Gay Lobby are talking about:

3 comments:

Rach said...

But there was so much oiled, hard, hairless man-flesh. So very much!

By '300' they clearly meant their 300 abs.

richardwatts said...

More six-packs than a bottleshop I tells you!

Chai said...

Ahhhh.... the price one pays for high expectations.
Looks a little like that Orc movie.