From this week's
Beat:
Dancer needed for hippy troupe. Skills on tambourine advantageous. No time wasters, no, make that no time waster hasslers. Opinions on global warming, George W. Bushface and avocado healing preferred but not essential. Contact via love waves.
Wanted: 50 Golden retreivers, preferably desexed females, and non working farm equipment needed for elaborate practical joke. No time wasters.
What sauce goes best with Rainbow Trout? Email urgently. Before Thursday afternoon.
And listed under "Supernatural":
Ghost/Spectre needed to spook out ex-girlfriend. Must be terrifying, missing limbs/head preferred.
4 comments:
Spotted on the VCA cafeteria notice board:
75 trombonists needed to join one other for the big parade.
So did you apply for any of them?
The farm equipment one's got your name all over it.
what sauce does go best with rainbow trout?
At last...somebody has a use for some of my best skills.
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